The Chapel On The Ship, Friday Afternoon

[raspberryturk]

Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.

Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid Hawaiian shirt, even worse shorts, and one of those hideous fish-ties.

There just so happened to be a chapel on the boat. And, in their particular states of inebriated stupidity and horrible misdress, there had been a revelation...

Weddings totally didn't count if you used fake names, right?

And heck, even if they did, they were drunk enough that it seemed like a very good, very hilarious idea, at the time.

[Open chapel is TOTALLY OPEN. Because... Yes. It must be.]

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The Ceremony!

[raspberryturk]

Vows and I Dos and all that good stuff!

Re: The Ceremony!

[the_merriest]

Rikku was a little wobbly on her feet. It might have been all the booze. It might have been the lemon yellow go-go boots. They went nicely with her tasteful and elegant gown and the leopard-print pimp hat.

All brides needed leopard-print pimp hats.

"We wan' get married," Rikku announced, tottering on the heels and trying not to slur the words too badly. "We're in looooooooooooooove."

And then: another fit of the giggles.

Re: The Ceremony!

[raspberryturk]

Reno totally nodded. The steady, emphatic nod of a man who had been drinking entirely too much since at least the night before. The nod of a drunk man who wanted to be particularly convincing.

It was hard to be much of anything, in that shirt.

"I been in love with... Uh..." Naaaames. "Marina Fellina Nadina Scavina Abergoo for, uh. Shit. For forever, yo," he explained, completely seriously. The only thing that really managed to break through his solemn profession of love was the wobbling on his feet and the fact that he was obviously trying very, very hard not to laugh his drunken ass off. "An' we wan' get married."

Re: The Ceremony!

[the_merriest]

"He pro-- ... he prip-- ... he proo-- ..." Rikku hiccuped, then had to grab his shirt for support. Hiccups were enough to make her teetering worse. Okay! Okay. "He ass'ed me to marr' him."

Wow, her sunburn was starting to ache. And hers wasn't half so bad as his. Desert girl, she'd have a glowy tan in a few days. Reno? Reno looked like a beet. One that was peeling.

"So me an' ..." Right. Names. "Me an' ... Sven ... Higurr ... nurr ... hurr ... nurr ... hurrsssson. He ass'ed an' I said yes. 'Cause. We're in looooooooooooooooove."

She had, in fact, forgotten that she had already shared that vital piece of information with the poor, misbegotten officiants.

The Gawkers!

[raspberryturk]

Grab a pew! Take blackmail photos! Try to talk them out of it!

Re: The Gawkers!

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff wasn't sure how he'd gotten here.

He had a sixth sense for these things, though, so he was definitely there.

Gawking. Attentively.

What? He'd phoned the bride while she was having sex once. That totally counted.

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

Rikku -- Marina -- whatever her fake name was? She saw Jeff and bounced and waved. Yay!

So excitedly that she fell off her damn shoes.

Please hold while the bride discovers whether or not she can stand up again.

Re: The Gawkers!

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"I know that happens," Jeff told her, leaning over her.

Very, very soberly. "Sorry about that," he added, "You're just very metaphorically naked."

Re: The Gawkers!

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Not only was Hoshi there, but she also brought a recording device. She wasn't about to talk the bride and groom out of doing anything.

Re: The Gawkers!

[spiritandsword]

Annja was here because this was the funniest thing she had ever seen. She had a little digital voice recorder, too.

Re: The Gawkers!

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"Can you believe this?" said Hoshi with a smirk. "It's like there's something in the water. Oh, wait! They probably weren't drinking water."

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

Rikku waved into the camera, bouncing with glee. And trying not to fall off her shoes again.

Heels were a bitch.

Re: The Gawkers!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka settled into a pew and applauded. Not that anything had happened yet, but he was applauding anyway, dammit.

Then he got up, made sure the people were taping the happy occasion, and paid in advance for a copy.

THEN he sat back down and applauded again.

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"Ponytail!" Rikku slurred happily. "C'mere an' gimme away!"

It didn't matter that they were far past that part of the ceremony. All brides needed a dork in a ponytail to give them away.

Especially ones that had pimp hats.

Re: The Gawkers!

[withoutverona]

Of course Romeo found his way there.

Sadly, Romeo was one of the few people on the ship who didn't find this a horrifying idea. He sobbed tears of joy into his handkerchief, pina colada in the other hand.

Weddings were so beautiful, especially when there were no blood feuds involved.

Re: The Gawkers!

[raspberryturk]

Reno was making no effort to hide what he was doing as he mouthed, 'I love you, man!' across the room.

His best bro ever was totally there for his wedding. Best. Bro. Ever.

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

Oh! Hey! Romeo! Rikku was going to wave excitedly in his direction.

"Is's our special day," she announced solemnly. "But shhhhh, don't tell nobody."

Rikku was possibly too inebriated to realize that she'd left out the middle part of that statement, where she explained to Romeo that they knew it was a fake wedding and all. Or at least not legal. Mostly not legal. Right? She kinda hoped so.

Man, what if it wasn't fake? That didn't mean she'd have to change her name to Marina, did it?

Re: The Gawkers!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Minion." Did Deadpool really need to say more?

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"Deadpool!" Rikku bounced excitedly. "You're jus' in time! We bought rings'n ev'rything!"

Apparently, when she was this drunk: yes. Yes, he did.

After the Ceremony!

[raspberryturk]

Try to catch the newlyweds before they run off on their... honeymoon or whatever it is?

Re: After the Ceremony!

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Dōjima was on her way back to her room to change for tonight's fun when she passed the chapel, absently noting that someone seemed to be having a party.

She was halfway around the corner before she realized she had recognized most of the participants, and backtracked to go in and look around in undisguised horror.

"Tell me they didn't?" she asked helplessly. "I'm hallucinating from too much sun?"

Re: After the Ceremony!

[spiritandsword]

Annja shook her head, her eyes full of laughter. "They did but... I wouldn't worry too much."

OOC!

[raspberryturk]

Because even drunken crack needs OOC.

Re: OOC!

[spiritandsword]

I think I love you guys.

Re: OOC!

[raspberryturk]

Had to happen at least once on this trip. <3