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Reno of the Turks ([personal profile] raspberryturk) wrote2009-02-27 05:37 pm

The Chapel On The Ship, Friday Afternoon

Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.

Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid Hawaiian shirt, even worse shorts, and one of those hideous fish-ties.

There just so happened to be a chapel on the boat. And, in their particular states of inebriated stupidity and horrible misdress, there had been a revelation...

Weddings totally didn't count if you used fake names, right?

And heck, even if they did, they were drunk enough that it seemed like a very good, very hilarious idea, at the time.

[Open chapel is TOTALLY OPEN. Because... Yes. It must be.]

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Not only was Hoshi there, but she also brought a recording device. She wasn't about to talk the bride and groom out of doing anything.
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Re: The Gawkers!

[personal profile] spiritandsword 2009-02-27 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Annja was here because this was the funniest thing she had ever seen. She had a little digital voice recorder, too.

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can you believe this?" said Hoshi with a smirk. "It's like there's something in the water. Oh, wait! They probably weren't drinking water."
spiritandsword: (Default)

Re: The Gawkers!

[personal profile] spiritandsword 2009-02-27 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Annja laughed. "How many people from school getting drunk and married does this make now?" Se grinned. "So many memories to be made for posterity."

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think this is the second couple, though I haven't been playing too much attention to the radio on this trip," said Hoshi. "Of course, I'm guessing most of this isn't legal."
spiritandsword: (Smile)

Re: The Gawkers!

[personal profile] spiritandsword 2009-02-27 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Annja shook her head. "I think you have to be eighteen and sober enough to sign your name," she agreed.

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, darn, then I probably don't qualify," laughed Hoshi. "Unless I come up with a really good fake ID, which isn't that hard for this time period."
spiritandsword: (Smile)

Re: The Gawkers!

[personal profile] spiritandsword 2009-02-27 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Annja tried really hard not to laugh.... and tried even harder not to get an idea that was full of mischief and trouble.

"It would be wrong for us to create fake IDs and sell them to our drunken classmates just to see how many of said drunken students used them to get married."

She really couldn't believe she actually thought of such a thing.

Damn it. Roux would be so proud.

But she figured Hoshi was sensible and would talk her out of said bad bad horribly funny idea.

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It was spring break, and Hoshi wasn't really feeling too sensible.

"That's a great idea! We could hang around outside the chapel and sell them when we spot drunk couples," said Hoshi, grinning.
spiritandsword: (Play)

Re: The Gawkers!

[personal profile] spiritandsword 2009-02-27 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Annja's grin got wider as the small voice telling her this was bad started fading away.

"And we have to record it, to," she added, already planning.

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course people are going to want pictures from their weddings!" squealed Hoshi. "We'd be doing them a favor."
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Re: The Gawkers!

[personal profile] spiritandsword 2009-02-27 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Annja bounced in her seat a little in excitement. "We really would. Providing a needed service on their special day."

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[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not to mention blackmail photos, or if they need evidence that they were impaired when they try to file for an annulment," added Hoshi.
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[personal profile] spiritandsword 2009-02-28 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
"That's a very good point as they will need all of the help that they can get when it comes to that," Annja grinned. "We should go ashore and gets some stuff before the boat pulls out this evening."

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Good idea," said Hoshi, nodding.
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Re: The Gawkers!

[personal profile] spiritandsword 2009-02-28 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Annja grinned. "This is going to be great."
the_merriest: (salute!)

Re: The Gawkers!

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-02-27 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Rikku waved into the camera, bouncing with glee. And trying not to fall off her shoes again.

Heels were a bitch.

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Careful! It might ruin the honeymoon if you sprain an ankle," said Hoshi, giggling.
the_merriest: (I have a Cunning Plan (TM))

Re: The Gawkers!

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-02-27 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thank you!" she called out happily. "I'm tryin'. These shoes kinda blow."

She squinted down at them again. "They're pretty, though."

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"And you might as well have pretty shoes on your wedding day!" said Hoshi with a smirk.
the_merriest: (headscratch)

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[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-02-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"People should get married more often," Rikku declared. "So's they can get pretty shoes."

Logic 101, with your host, the drunk Al Bhed girl.

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, everyone's having so much fun, I almost feel like joining the bandwagon and getting married," said Hoshi. "I'd need to find a guy first, though."
the_merriest: (aha)

Re: The Gawkers!

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-02-27 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"So ... ask someone!" Rikku decided, clearly thrilled by her foresight and planning. "Like Sokka. No, Mel would beat you up. Ooh! The guy marrying people! Maybe he marries people allllll day long and no one ever goes, 'hey, marry ME.' You should ask him!"

Clearly, it was a match made in heaven: Hoshi, and the poor abused officiant who was trying to kill Rikku and Reno with his mind.

Re: The Gawkers!

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hoshi was finding drunk logic amusing. "But if I marry the officiant, we're going to have to find someone else to perform the ceremony," she pointed out with a giggle.