The Chapel On The Ship, Friday Afternoon

[raspberryturk]

Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.

Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid Hawaiian shirt, even worse shorts, and one of those hideous fish-ties.

There just so happened to be a chapel on the boat. And, in their particular states of inebriated stupidity and horrible misdress, there had been a revelation...

Weddings totally didn't count if you used fake names, right?

And heck, even if they did, they were drunk enough that it seemed like a very good, very hilarious idea, at the time.

[Open chapel is TOTALLY OPEN. Because... Yes. It must be.]

Comments

Re: The Gawkers!

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"I know that happens," Jeff told her, leaning over her.

Very, very soberly. "Sorry about that," he added, "You're just very metaphorically naked."

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"I got clothes on," Rikku announced, struggling to her knees in the most awkward, tacky performance ever accomplished by a blushing bride. (The dress helped.) "Can't get marr'ed without clothes, yanno?"

Re: The Gawkers!

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Oh, you definitely have clothes on now," Jeff agreed, giving her the thumbs up, "Can't miss them for the life of you!"

He paused, realising this was very awkward, and added a, "Good job!"

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"Thank you!" Rikku said, giving him a return thumbs-up. "S'a lovely day for a wedding! An' for clothes! An' for clothes at a wedding!"

Hang on, something was trying to spin the delapidated hamster wheel that was her higher cognitive functions.

"If weddings were naked, that'd be weird."

Really, she should write these gems down.

Re: The Gawkers!

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Naked weddings," Jeff repeated.

Give him a moment, he'd be back after these messages.

"It could work."

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"Only if the guests were naked, too," Rikku said. "I mean, if it's just the bride and groom? That's way too weird."