The Chapel On The Ship, Friday Afternoon

[raspberryturk]

Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.

Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid Hawaiian shirt, even worse shorts, and one of those hideous fish-ties.

There just so happened to be a chapel on the boat. And, in their particular states of inebriated stupidity and horrible misdress, there had been a revelation...

Weddings totally didn't count if you used fake names, right?

And heck, even if they did, they were drunk enough that it seemed like a very good, very hilarious idea, at the time.

[Open chapel is TOTALLY OPEN. Because... Yes. It must be.]

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Re: The Ceremony!

[the_merriest]

"Okay," Marina declared. "If you say it's ov'r with that hussy slut, then I'mma marry you annyway."

Drunken baby chocobos were always homewrecking tramps. It was a law.

"Izzat it?" she asked. "Do we gotta ... recite somethin' or turn around three times? Or d'we just make out now?"

Re: The Ceremony!

[raspberryturk]

The officiant looked like he was almost in pain as he managed to choke out, "You may kiss the bride."

And then he ran.

Reno, of course, was going to lean. Leeeaning for the giiiirl.

... That totally involved balance, didn't it? It did. It was hard to be balanced when you were as drunk as they were. And if asked in the future, Reno would totally swear that it was the fish-tie that threw him off and sent him tumbling down the steps when he leaned too far.

Re: The Ceremony!

[the_merriest]

Rikku would lie and say she had been trying to save Reno. That would sound classier than admitting that the heels had gotten the better of her. Again.

Owwwwwwwwww.

This seemed like a really good time to lie on the floor and hope the ceiling would stop spinning around like that.

"Hey," she called, vaguely, in the direction where she thought her non-spouse might have landed. "Heyyyyyyyy. You din't kiss me yet."

Re: The Ceremony!

[raspberryturk]

"Oooooh yeah," Reno replied as he picked himself up. Kinda picked himself up. Sort of.

Okay, he was crawling. Crawling over to Rikku, where he'd kinda flop over and kiss her on the floor.

The kiss of true love, really.

If the officiant hadn't been smart and fled for his life, this would be the, 'I now pronounce you husband and wife,' part.

Maybe the people watching would be nice enough to pretend that part totally actually happened.