The Chapel On The Ship, Friday Afternoon

[raspberryturk]

Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.

Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid Hawaiian shirt, even worse shorts, and one of those hideous fish-ties.

There just so happened to be a chapel on the boat. And, in their particular states of inebriated stupidity and horrible misdress, there had been a revelation...

Weddings totally didn't count if you used fake names, right?

And heck, even if they did, they were drunk enough that it seemed like a very good, very hilarious idea, at the time.

[Open chapel is TOTALLY OPEN. Because... Yes. It must be.]

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The Gawkers!

[raspberryturk]

Grab a pew! Take blackmail photos! Try to talk them out of it!

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[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff wasn't sure how he'd gotten here.

He had a sixth sense for these things, though, so he was definitely there.

Gawking. Attentively.

What? He'd phoned the bride while she was having sex once. That totally counted.

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[the_merriest]

Rikku -- Marina -- whatever her fake name was? She saw Jeff and bounced and waved. Yay!

So excitedly that she fell off her damn shoes.

Please hold while the bride discovers whether or not she can stand up again.

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[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"I know that happens," Jeff told her, leaning over her.

Very, very soberly. "Sorry about that," he added, "You're just very metaphorically naked."

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[the_merriest]

"I got clothes on," Rikku announced, struggling to her knees in the most awkward, tacky performance ever accomplished by a blushing bride. (The dress helped.) "Can't get marr'ed without clothes, yanno?"

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[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Not only was Hoshi there, but she also brought a recording device. She wasn't about to talk the bride and groom out of doing anything.

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[spiritandsword]

Annja was here because this was the funniest thing she had ever seen. She had a little digital voice recorder, too.

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[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"Can you believe this?" said Hoshi with a smirk. "It's like there's something in the water. Oh, wait! They probably weren't drinking water."

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[spiritandsword]

Annja laughed. "How many people from school getting drunk and married does this make now?" Se grinned. "So many memories to be made for posterity."

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[the_merriest]

Rikku waved into the camera, bouncing with glee. And trying not to fall off her shoes again.

Heels were a bitch.

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[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"Careful! It might ruin the honeymoon if you sprain an ankle," said Hoshi, giggling.

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[the_merriest]

"Thank you!" she called out happily. "I'm tryin'. These shoes kinda blow."

She squinted down at them again. "They're pretty, though."

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[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka settled into a pew and applauded. Not that anything had happened yet, but he was applauding anyway, dammit.

Then he got up, made sure the people were taping the happy occasion, and paid in advance for a copy.

THEN he sat back down and applauded again.

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[the_merriest]

"Ponytail!" Rikku slurred happily. "C'mere an' gimme away!"

It didn't matter that they were far past that part of the ceremony. All brides needed a dork in a ponytail to give them away.

Especially ones that had pimp hats.

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[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka frowned. "But... I don't have you, so I can't give you. Besides, I think you already belong to Red."

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[raspberryturk]

"MINE," Reno agreed, yelling it from across the room.

'Cause he could.

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[withoutverona]

Of course Romeo found his way there.

Sadly, Romeo was one of the few people on the ship who didn't find this a horrifying idea. He sobbed tears of joy into his handkerchief, pina colada in the other hand.

Weddings were so beautiful, especially when there were no blood feuds involved.

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[raspberryturk]

Reno was making no effort to hide what he was doing as he mouthed, 'I love you, man!' across the room.

His best bro ever was totally there for his wedding. Best. Bro. Ever.

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[withoutverona]

Romeo grinned back and shot the happy couple a double thumbs up.

And tried to mouth "I LOVE YOUR SHIRT! CONGRATULATIONS!"

It was more of a loud whisper, really.

[OOC: *facepalm* Nice icon glitch on my last ping, yeah]

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[raspberryturk]

Right up there, standing at the altar, Reno was totally going to give Romeo a thumbs-up right back.

Because, well, that was totally what you do while standing at the altar, drunkenly talking to your best buddy in the middle of your wedding... thing. Right?

[Icons are clearly a fickle mistress!]

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[the_merriest]

Oh! Hey! Romeo! Rikku was going to wave excitedly in his direction.

"Is's our special day," she announced solemnly. "But shhhhh, don't tell nobody."

Rikku was possibly too inebriated to realize that she'd left out the middle part of that statement, where she explained to Romeo that they knew it was a fake wedding and all. Or at least not legal. Mostly not legal. Right? She kinda hoped so.

Man, what if it wasn't fake? That didn't mean she'd have to change her name to Marina, did it?

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[withoutverona]

"I will guard the secret with my own life," Romeo said, as gravely as a drunk-off-his-ass teenager could manage, before he started slurring. "Y'guys're my bess' frennnnns. I wannnnnn you t'be happy. You look beautiful."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Minion." Did Deadpool really need to say more?

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[the_merriest]

"Deadpool!" Rikku bounced excitedly. "You're jus' in time! We bought rings'n ev'rything!"

Apparently, when she was this drunk: yes. Yes, he did.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I swear to god, if Red over there isn't as drunk or more, I'm skinning him and turning his bright red pelt into a nice jacket, mmkay?"