The Chapel On The Ship, Friday Afternoon

[raspberryturk]

Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.

Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid Hawaiian shirt, even worse shorts, and one of those hideous fish-ties.

There just so happened to be a chapel on the boat. And, in their particular states of inebriated stupidity and horrible misdress, there had been a revelation...

Weddings totally didn't count if you used fake names, right?

And heck, even if they did, they were drunk enough that it seemed like a very good, very hilarious idea, at the time.

[Open chapel is TOTALLY OPEN. Because... Yes. It must be.]

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Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"Okay!" she chirped. "I'll go get some clothes. After we do this whole ... thing. Then clothes!"

You know. Fake wedding she was right in the middle of. Then she'd cover up a little.

Re: The Gawkers!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"If you even think about a honeymoon, I'm killing something."

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"No honeymoon," Rikku said solemnly. "We're just gonna go hang out. On the cruise. Doing ... cruise-stuff."

Probably more boozing and sex, but really, she was already on thin ice. This was better left unsaid.

Re: The Gawkers!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And I'm still making it my mission to ruin Red's life," Deadpool added.

Re: The Gawkers!

[raspberryturk]

Okay, so Reno totally couldn't hear them talking from over where he was, poking at the rings, but that wasn't going to stop him from looking up, grinning at them, and flashing them a thumbs-up anyhow. After all, the rings were perfect for... Something!

Of some sort.

Kinda.

It was perfect for this kind of thing, he was sure!

Re: The Gawkers!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool just grinned back. "Oh, your ass is mine, fauxullet."