The Chapel On The Ship, Friday Afternoon

[raspberryturk]

Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.

Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid Hawaiian shirt, even worse shorts, and one of those hideous fish-ties.

There just so happened to be a chapel on the boat. And, in their particular states of inebriated stupidity and horrible misdress, there had been a revelation...

Weddings totally didn't count if you used fake names, right?

And heck, even if they did, they were drunk enough that it seemed like a very good, very hilarious idea, at the time.

[Open chapel is TOTALLY OPEN. Because... Yes. It must be.]

Comments

Re: After the Ceremony!

[the_merriest]

"Doooooooooooooooooooooooooj'ma!" Rikku called, waving both arms at the other blonde girl. "Guess what? You'll ... you're n'ver gonna guess what!"

Clearly, Rikku's news would be a complete surprise.

Re: After the Ceremony!

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Dōjima crossed her arms and regarded the other blonde bemusedly. "Hrm. Did you cut your hair? It looks cute."

Re: After the Ceremony!

[the_merriest]

"Nope!" Rikku chirped, reaching her hands up to fumble with her hairdo. Oh, hey! Her hair was still on and everything. Good, good. "We gots married. But s'not for real. Is just a joooooooooke. Izznat awesome?"

They certainly had pulled one over on ... the ... they'd taught a lesson to ... look, it was just funny because.

Re: After the Ceremony!

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

"You got married as a joke? You couldn't find anything else to do, like go swimming or something?" she asked, trying to hold back the giggles. "Rikku... how much have you had to drink?"

Re: After the Ceremony!

[the_merriest]

"Lots," Rikku said proudly, striking a pose. "We din't give 'em our real names. An' we pretended we were other people. So it doesn't count! 'Sa joke! Izznat neeeeeeeat?"

She triumphantly flashed her insanely WTF ring. "Y'should see Reno's? I mean, Sven's. His ring's got tires."

... close enough.