The Chapel On The Ship, Friday Afternoon

[raspberryturk]

Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.

Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid Hawaiian shirt, even worse shorts, and one of those hideous fish-ties.

There just so happened to be a chapel on the boat. And, in their particular states of inebriated stupidity and horrible misdress, there had been a revelation...

Weddings totally didn't count if you used fake names, right?

And heck, even if they did, they were drunk enough that it seemed like a very good, very hilarious idea, at the time.

[Open chapel is TOTALLY OPEN. Because... Yes. It must be.]

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Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

Oh! Hey! Romeo! Rikku was going to wave excitedly in his direction.

"Is's our special day," she announced solemnly. "But shhhhh, don't tell nobody."

Rikku was possibly too inebriated to realize that she'd left out the middle part of that statement, where she explained to Romeo that they knew it was a fake wedding and all. Or at least not legal. Mostly not legal. Right? She kinda hoped so.

Man, what if it wasn't fake? That didn't mean she'd have to change her name to Marina, did it?

Re: The Gawkers!

[withoutverona]

"I will guard the secret with my own life," Romeo said, as gravely as a drunk-off-his-ass teenager could manage, before he started slurring. "Y'guys're my bess' frennnnns. I wannnnnn you t'be happy. You look beautiful."

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"You're gon' make me cry!" Rikku announced, throwing her flowers over her shoulder (and smacking an unlucky officiant right in the face) and wobbling over to him. "Yoooooooooooou ... you're all my posse an' shit! Our posse! Is ... is celebrations!"

She was intending to break from her own fake-wedding ceremony to give her total BFF Romeo a tackleglomp. Unfortunately, the go-go boots had other plans.

THUMP!

"Owwww," she whined. From the floor. She should be used to that by now, right?

Re: The Gawkers!

[withoutverona]

Romeo was going to go over and help her up. Really he was.

He was just paralyzed by laughing too much.