The Chapel On The Ship, Friday Afternoon

[raspberryturk]

Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.

Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid Hawaiian shirt, even worse shorts, and one of those hideous fish-ties.

There just so happened to be a chapel on the boat. And, in their particular states of inebriated stupidity and horrible misdress, there had been a revelation...

Weddings totally didn't count if you used fake names, right?

And heck, even if they did, they were drunk enough that it seemed like a very good, very hilarious idea, at the time.

[Open chapel is TOTALLY OPEN. Because... Yes. It must be.]

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Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"Thank you!" she called out happily. "I'm tryin'. These shoes kinda blow."

She squinted down at them again. "They're pretty, though."

Re: The Gawkers!

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"And you might as well have pretty shoes on your wedding day!" said Hoshi with a smirk.

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"People should get married more often," Rikku declared. "So's they can get pretty shoes."

Logic 101, with your host, the drunk Al Bhed girl.

Re: The Gawkers!

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"Hey, everyone's having so much fun, I almost feel like joining the bandwagon and getting married," said Hoshi. "I'd need to find a guy first, though."

Re: The Gawkers!

[the_merriest]

"So ... ask someone!" Rikku decided, clearly thrilled by her foresight and planning. "Like Sokka. No, Mel would beat you up. Ooh! The guy marrying people! Maybe he marries people allllll day long and no one ever goes, 'hey, marry ME.' You should ask him!"

Clearly, it was a match made in heaven: Hoshi, and the poor abused officiant who was trying to kill Rikku and Reno with his mind.

Re: The Gawkers!

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Hoshi was finding drunk logic amusing. "But if I marry the officiant, we're going to have to find someone else to perform the ceremony," she pointed out with a giggle.