Healin Lodge, Wednesday Evening

( Rufus Shinra was many things. )

Somehow, he managed to stop laughing by the time Reno knocked on his door.



[[NFB, NFI, preplayed with the awesomesauce-on-toast the_merriest, who is absolutely the best Tseng ever and ever-a-lifesaver. Establishy liek whoa - especially given that Reno isn't even in this post. OOC comments, however, will be sprinkled with sugar and consumed with great joy.]]

OOC: Teal Deer Info Post of DOOM (and then some)

Hiii. I don't often tend to do super-long info posts outlining every bit and piece and dribble of canon that my characters might have attached to them. I really don't.

But Final Fantasy VII is... special. It comes complete with six canon sources (more if you count all the books), a terrible translation, and gratuitous retcons up the flying wazzoo. So, for Reno, there are a good many things that I feel that I have to clarify, sort out, and make known to the world as a whole; you.

So, submitted for reasons of "zomgclarity," I present to you...

( Final Fantasy VII in a (Large) Nutshell )

( Before Crisis Wut? And Agetweaks Woo! )

( About The Fastest Turk )

( Speech Tic, yoto )

( ShinRa Electric Power Company )

( Background )

( Powers and Abilities )

( Where In Canon is he From? )

( Links Yay! )

Stick a fork in me. I am very, very done.

Healin Lodge, Wednesday Evening

Today was officially the third or fourth worst day in the life of Reno of the Turks.

( Normally, bad days rolled off his shoulders. )

[[NFI, NFB, preplayed with the ever-awesome the_merriest, OOC is love, I shall stop spamming your friendlists now, la!]]

Edge, Thursday Afternoon

Reno was still grumbling as he tried to stare the chopper down. If he looked at it angrily enough, maybe the rotor would break and the gas tank would explode and the blades would all fall off.

( Tell me again why I'm doin' this? )

[[Once again, NFB, NFI, the_merriest is the bestest Rude in the world, establishy, OOC is pretty, BYOB, YMCA, I'm a little teapot, omg newbie day is tomorrow, eeeee.]]