The officiant looked like he was almost in pain as he managed to choke out, "You may kiss the bride."

And then he ran.

Reno, of course, was going to lean. Leeeaning for the giiiirl.

... That totally involved balance, didn't it? It did. It was hard to be balanced when you were as drunk as they were. And if asked in the future, Reno would totally swear that it was the fish-tie that threw him off and sent him tumbling down the steps when he leaned too far.