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Reno of the Turks ([personal profile] raspberryturk) wrote2008-09-21 12:18 am

Room 429, Saturday Evening

So, today had been a long day. Between his best buddy getting shot by some fancy-talking twit on the beach, and the annoying hex that had been placed on him by that nasty, nasty old chick during his and Doji's Sex Ed presentation, Reno was more than just a little ready to curl up on a chair by the window, staring out over the island.

Quietly. Very quietly. The laughing fits had subsided, fortunately, but he was still annoyingly mute.

At least the chittering of the ferret involved sound. When Reno wasn't in A Mood, he'd have to give Mako extra treats or something for helping him preserve his sanity.

[For one person in particular, but open for interaction before she shows up if you don't mind a somewhat one-sided conversation.]
the_merriest: (saaaaaaaayyyy ...)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-21 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Kisses were very, very effective at helping crankiness. Which reminded her, she had more to discuss with him.

Or. Well. Tell him, and let him gesture in response to.

"So," she murmured, nibbling at his lower lip. "You're big on this whole safe sex thing now?"
the_merriest: (evil plottiness)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-21 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Rikku giggled. "I'm juuuuuust remembering a certain guy who was so thrilled to get this girl's laces off with his teeth that that whole Safety First lecture slipped his mind entirely."

Okay, she'd been on the Pill and all, but he hadn't known that.

"I mean." She blushed, furiously. "I ... forgot, too? But ... I'm not, y'know. Don Juan over here."
the_merriest: (make-out)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-21 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
"You're ... hopeless when you're in the mood?" she guessed, giggling. "Do as you say, not as you do? I'll remember that."

She nipped his upper lip again. "I did snag one of those goodie bags. Haven't had a chance to peek at what's inside there. Good stuff?"

... omnom time had possibly not passed them by.
the_merriest: (saaaaaaaayyyy ...)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-21 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Rikku picked up a few of the items, curious. "Okay, lube, that's ... uh." Blushing. Badly. "Female condoms? How does that even work? We don't .... uh. You know?"

She lifted the male condom, raising an eyebrow. "I ought to make you start wearing these, just to prove a point. Safe sex every time, don't be stupid, riiiiight?"
the_merriest: (aha)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-22 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
"We should use both," Rikku said innocently. "Together. Lots of protection, then. From now on, we'll use two condoms. At least. Three or four, if we're feeling nervous."

Come on, he'd totally crack first. Right?
the_merriest: (saaaaaaaayyyy ...)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-22 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, really?" she laughed. "I would've thought after two or three you'd start cutting off circulation. Should make some interesting noises, with all that plastic rubbing around, shouldn't it?"

She was, in fact, unwrapping one of the female condoms now, just to play with it. ... What?
the_merriest: (gigglefit)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-22 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Now would be a good time for her female condom to make a dangerous attack on his male condom. It was going to DEVOUR IT WHOLE.

Vagina dentata, eat your heart out.
the_merriest: (mischevious)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-22 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well. That was far more difficult. Rikku would just have to ... sneak her other hand up and dig her nails into the condom.

It was thicker than a balloon, but it still popped.

"Weeeeeeird."
the_merriest: (calm)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-22 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Rikku saluted the condom who had been so bravely shot down in his youth.

"Do you think we'll be okay with just seven?" Rikku frowned. "Maybe we should just cuddle, just to be sure. I mean. Safe sex is important. You gave a whole lecture and everything."
the_merriest: (laughing with mask)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-22 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
It took her a second. He was. In a box? He was gonna die from being in a box? He --

And then she laughed so hard she almost fell off the bed.
the_merriest: (make-out)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-22 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Kissing always stopped the laughing. Kissing was a trump card like that.

She nipped at his lower lip. "Only seven condoms and you're a mime. Dammit. And to think I was gonna let you show me more of those magazines."

Not really, but she wanted to see his pouty face.
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[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-22 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Totally your fault," she said, trying to resist the poutyface. "I was gonna see if you had videos, of the kinda stuff you had in the magazines. Maybe some really kinky stuff. I feel all ....... creative."

Because she was trying to break him, that's why.

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