Room 429, Friday Evening

[raspberryturk]

Reno was looking at the dirty postcard that he had received from Romeo with about as much admiration as agitation.

On one hand, Romeo had pretty sweet taste in women.

On the other hand, the hundred-and-something year old postcard was... a hundred and something years old. Which was going to be problematic, so far as writing Romeo back to thank him for the vintage porn was concerned.

"Say tray jolly yes," Reno decided, butchering the French language as he stood the postcard on his dresser and stepped back to appreciate it. "And so help me, dammit, I'm gonna tell you that to your face, yoto."

[Door's shut, but the post is open like openly open things. Calling all girlfriends, yo.]

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[the_merriest]

"I'm gonna be really sad if you and Petey don't get along, yoto," she said, eyes dancing. And sitting down next to him on the bed.

Petey was distracted. You could tell by all the jingling.

[raspberryturk]

There was that little grin, creeping across Reno's lips again as he leaned over to put his arm around her shoulder.

"Can't hold it against him, I guess. I'd be a little messed in the head too if I was fixed, yoto."

He could lean in some more, from here, and kiss her. Hooray, a game plan!

[the_merriest]

Rikku snickered. Well. Not right away. Right now, there was kissing, and nuzzling, and trying not to be distracted by jingly noises.

But after that, Rikku snickered. "I can't picture you fixed. You'd be all ..."

Blink. It seriously boggled the mind, here.

[raspberryturk]

Reno was going to stare at Rikku, now. It was kind of a... pained sort of stare.

"Yeah. I can't see me fixed either, zoto."

...

More staring.

"You sure know how to make a guy want to learn how to hide his balls inside his spleen, zoto."

[the_merriest]

She was still staring. "I think you'd break things a lot," she managed finally.

Pause. "A lot more, I mean."

[raspberryturk]

"Things would break. A lot. It would be bad. A lot."

It would be.

"This is why we're never gonna discuss fixin' the Reno again, zoto."

[the_merriest]

Rikku snickered. "Hey, it's not like I was suggesting it, zoto." Evil grin. "I'd be ... sad. If that happened."

[raspberryturk]

"I can't really picture me bein' real thrilled about it, either," Reno replied.

Trying not to squirm too much.