"That cat is viciously attacking her own nose, with her tongue," she corrected. "She is a dangerous predator who stalks and hunts bits of string and her own face."

Had totally been picking her nose, yes.

"She sleeps curled up with me. I bought her a bed but she climbs out of it and mews until I scoop her up and let her snuggle."

Still too tiny to make the jump onto the bed. Still no awwwwwww? Even a teeny one?