Voicemail

[raspberryturk]

Yo. This is Reno, obviously not answering the phone. If you knew how to call my phone in the first place, you sure as hell know how to leave a message. Oh, look. A beep, yo.

Beep!

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[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

It was getting close to Reno's birthday! So extra supplies for the move were in order:

1 roll of duct tape
1 set of sheets (in case the others got lost)
1 camping lantern (in case the power wasn't on yet)
1 big comforter (in case the heat wasn't on)
1 fluffy pillow (in case his got lost)
1 big roll of plastic (for insulation)
1 box of nails
1 hammer
1 wrench (for any plumbing that doesn't work)
1 bottle of whiskey (when you just want to quit)
10 cans of orange juice concentrate
1 bottle of vodka (to go with the OJ)
5 steaks (to celebrate!)
1 copy of All Quiet on the Western Front
1 copy of Will & Ned's Excellent Journey (as an antidote)
1 bottle ea. of aspirin, Tylenol, Pepto Bismal (in case of getting sick after move)
1 big box of Band-Aids (for accidents while moving)
10 cases of water-purifying tablets
20 pinwheels for decoration and toys for kids
A kite
Paperclips.
And a Fandom High Gremlins T-shirt.