raspberryturk: (Good with Children)
Reno of the Turks ([personal profile] raspberryturk) wrote2009-03-05 04:56 pm

Room 308, Thursday Midday

The girlfriends had classes. The baby needed to be protected. That was the mission. That was the job.

Hunkered down in Rikku's room. Surrounded by diapers and baby food and a smiling yellow teddybear crib. Watching the baby.

The mind-blowingly adorable baby. With the little red pigtails and the big green eyes and the wiggly toes. Very cute wiggly toes. Reno was resisting the urge to make up his own version of "this little piggy," because he didn't actually know how it was supposed to go.

Yep. Alone in Rikku's room. With a baby.

And Madrox.

"If she craps herself, you're on diaper duty, yo."

[For that guy, but the post is open! If you want to make the boys freak out good, just knock. :D]

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie snorted. "Yeah right, we're taking turns on that one," he replied making sure there were two dupes at the door and two more at either end of the hallway before closing the door behind him.

His casual tone sounded a bit forced, and quite frankly he was looking a bit jumpy.

"First one we flip a coin. Deal?"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie on the other hand was watching the kid from the farthest corner of the room. As if putting that distance between him and the kid would protect him.

"Did Rikku tell you who this baby is?" he asked. "I mean who she really is?"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well it certainly puts changing her diapers in perspective, doesn't it?" He said with a little smirk.

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well when she was born an entire down was decimated because a militant anti-mutant group and another militant mutant group decided to blow the place up just to get the kid. As a result, I got sent forward into the future and got stuck in a incarceration camp for mutants and got this nice little tattoo on my face. I then got blown up for my trouble and left a good friend behind for the sake of a kid who was supposed to be safely somewhere else," Jamie replied.

"So. Yeah. Little bit of mixed feelings on the subject."

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"She's the first mutant born after our entire race was culled down to maybe a few hundred people," Jamie said with a frown. "Cable rescued here because he believes she's going to be the savior of our race. After a few weeks of keeping her here on the island another guy with the same tattoo as me showed up and almost tore the island up trying to kill her because he believes she's going to kill a million people when she grows up."

...

"She does have cute cheeks though."

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie sighed and stepped forward. "I'll do it," he said with a shrug. "At least somewhere down the line I can lay claim to changing the diapers of the savior of mutantkind or the person who killed everyone."

He immediately regretted it as he opened the diaper.

"Dear, GOD!" he cried out as he reached for the wipes. "What has Rikku been feeding this kid?"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Woo!"

Jamie was pretty sure what Janice's mutant power was. He just didn't understand how creating an incredible stench was going to save anyone.

"Or at least some Lysol," Jamie coughed as he held out the wrapped up diaper for Reno to take. "Wow."

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm working on it!" Jamie exclaimed as he tried to slap on a fresh diaper. "And for the love of whatever is holy, don't leave that thing in here!"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie made a face but nodded. "Yeah, take the whole can," he said mangling the new diaper and grabbing another one.

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
There were a few shouts of protest but nothing that caused them to break down the door.

Meanwhile the Jamie in room, in his infinite wisdom, flipped over the baby instead of the diaper and tried to put it on that way.

Janice thought this was very amusing.

"Yeah, this really isn't working."

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-06 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie stepped aside. "Yeah, okay, maybe not. Just remember who took the brunt of the mess here all right? Do we have any hand sanitizer?"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-06 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Didn't I have it backwards?" Jamie asked as he used a half a bottle of hand sanitizer on his hands. "Why is yours better?"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-06 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, man. I just don't want to be holding her when does her business and she leaks," Jamie said with a little hesitance.

He looked carefully at the kid.

"Think she knows what's going on?"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-06 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Well if Cable and Deadpool raise her that's going to change pretty quick," Jamie noted. "She'll be the most dangerous toddler in the universe."

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-06 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
"And children books recapping Wade's favorite episodes of the Golden Girls," Jamie said shaking his head. "It's like meta for My Two Dads except one of them is Christopher Walken on Steroids and the other one is an intelligent Sylvester Stallone."

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-06 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
"It'd be a complete train wreck," Jamie agreed. "I don't think I could stop watching."
the_merriest: (uhhhhh...)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-03-06 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so, she hadn't been gone that long. And babies were pretty resilient. You know. Feed them, change them, don't drop them from any particular height. So she wasn't worried, here.

... Although she was moving pretty fast.

She knocked, and then realized it was kinda silly to knock on her own door, for her own room, so instead she popped her head in.

"Hello?"

She half-expected to see Reno and Jamie waving tiny white flags of surrender.

[identity profile] not-fangirl.livejournal.com 2009-03-06 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Temari did as well. But there was no way in hell she was taking over on the babysitting.

Bodyguard, yes. Babysitter... HELL NO.

So she lurked outside the window like a lurky ninja that lurked.
the_merriest: ((baby janice - clappy))

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-03-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, that was adorable, Reno playing with the baby, and she was going to melt a little.

"Only if you don't change them," she laughed, shutting the door behind her and locking it firmly. "Does she have stinky pants? Is she a stinky-pants-baby? Is she?"

Oh, wow, Janice continued to be the most adorable thing on the planet.
the_merriest: (shiiiiiiny)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-03-06 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Congratulations," she grinned, reaching her hands out for adorablebabysunshinewinyay. Also known as Janice. "You wanna come here? Uppy? Hey, you."

Janice lift her arms and squeed, and please, do not mind Rikku, she was just going to be a puddle over here.

She scooped Janice up with a few happy nuzzleses and a sigh. "So why'd you put her pants on backwards?"
the_merriest: ((baby janice - yup))

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-03-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"I bet you would," Rikku cooed, placing a light kiss on Janice's forehead. "Alllll my towels would be icky! Uck! Poo! Did Reno and Jamie take good care of you? Did they? Were they good to you?"

"Bah," Janice declared, bouncing a little on Rikku's hip.

"I bet that was a yes," Rikku grinned.
the_merriest: (in you and i)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-03-06 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Did you count?" Rikku laughed. She felt giddy, dammit. "Oh my gosh, please tell me the baton is switched off? And is Petey behaving himself?"

... Petey never behaved himself. But Petey and Janice seemed cozily fond of each other.
the_merriest: (chipper as always)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-03-06 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
"I bet she drooled on it," Rikku laughed. "I'll make sure you get Pyramid back. That one's fun. Can't be too hard to find under the bed, right?"

... In the mess of wires and coils and whatever else was down there? Oh, well. They'd find it eventually.

Petey, for his part, liked the crib. There were interesting things to chew on!
the_merriest: (just a little bit uplifting)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-03-06 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah?" she asked, taking a seat next to him on the bed. "It ... feels weird. Having her, and ... I dunno."

Red hair, green eyes. Adorable little bundle.
the_merriest: (kiss me)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2009-03-06 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
"So do you," Rikku teased. "I keep you around, anyway, you know."

"Mmm-bah," Janice contributed helpfully.