"Lots," Rikku said proudly, striking a pose. "We din't give 'em our real names. An' we pretended we were other people. So it doesn't count! 'Sa joke! Izznat neeeeeeeat?"

She triumphantly flashed her insanely WTF ring. "Y'should see Reno's? I mean, Sven's. His ring's got tires."

... close enough.