"So ... ask someone!" Rikku decided, clearly thrilled by her foresight and planning. "Like Sokka. No, Mel would beat you up. Ooh! The guy marrying people! Maybe he marries people allllll day long and no one ever goes, 'hey, marry ME.' You should ask him!"

Clearly, it was a match made in heaven: Hoshi, and the poor abused officiant who was trying to kill Rikku and Reno with his mind.