"Oooooh yeah," Reno replied as he picked himself up. Kinda picked himself up. Sort of.

Okay, he was crawling. Crawling over to Rikku, where he'd kinda flop over and kiss her on the floor.

The kiss of true love, really.

If the officiant hadn't been smart and fled for his life, this would be the, 'I now pronounce you husband and wife,' part.

Maybe the people watching would be nice enough to pretend that part totally actually happened.