"She an' I ain't even serious, no more," Reno swore as desperately as he could fake, grasping for her arms and leaning into her so that the both of them wouldn't fall over.

Counterbalances were awesome that way.

"S'jussss' you, babe," he promised. And he accentuated this promise with another attempt at a sloppy kiss. Which he completely missed. Her eyelid was close enough, though. It was totally on her face. That counted.

The officiant cleared his throat. Really, he would like to get this over with, if at all possible.