"I like the kissin' part toooooo," Rikku wriggled happily. "An' the other parts. The later ones that we can't do yet 'cause we're not married."

Clearly, Marina Fellina El-em-en-oh-pina was saving herself for her wedding night. You could tell, couldn't you?

The officiant cleared his throat. "Do you, Marina Fellina ... er. Do you, Marina Abergoo, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold, to honor and cherish, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"

Marina had to think pretty hard about that one.

"Weeeeeeeeelllllllll," she admitted reluctantly. "I'm not a hunnerd percent sure that he's th' father?"

So much for saving herself.