Sven had loads of money, because Sven was totally a Turk. No, wait, Reno was a Turk, and Sven wasn't Reno. Reno was just playing the part of Sven today. Like a movie. Essept without any cameras. Oooh, look, some people brought some cameras! That made it all okay.

"I'm not gonna pee myself," the bride said indigantly. "I jus' meant, if he's gon' take f'rever, I might go take a potty-break b'fore we get to the int'restng stuff."

The officiant was going to skip ahead. It wasn't like they'd notice, and he wasn't paid enough for this shit anyway.