Rikku was a little wobbly on her feet. It might have been all the booze. It might have been the lemon yellow go-go boots. They went nicely with her tasteful and elegant gown and the leopard-print pimp hat.

All brides needed leopard-print pimp hats.

"We wan' get married," Rikku announced, tottering on the heels and trying not to slur the words too badly. "We're in looooooooooooooove."

And then: another fit of the giggles.