What Reno did just then? That would have resulted in a bit of a 'snerk' sound, were he able.

That plastic? It'd probably sound like someone rubbing two rubber bands together. Maybe like a rubber glove attack. Malibu Stacy and Malibu Ben gettin' it on.

Fortunately, Reno couldn't vocalize this notion, as it would probably lead into some terrible segue about the time that he was an action figure.

That had sucked.

He reached for one of the male condoms, since she had something to fiddle with and he didn't, and he unwrapped it. And then proceeded to idly stretch it all crazily out of proportion. Damn, were those things stretchy.

He, uh, wasn't gonna use this one, though. Clearly.