[[Because I don't want to look at this someday and go "what the hell kind of duck was I snorting when I posted that?"]]
Okay, Rude. I have this problem. You know that girl, right? Rikku? Yeah, this is about Rikku, shut up. She's a nice girl, and... I dunno. I really, really like her and I might have told her that I want to be her boyfriend. That's good, right? I mean, I get a gold star or whatever? And it's okay? Except I still can't tell her about dropping the plate and crushing Sector Seven and she's gonna find out and I'm still terrified as shit that she's gonna freak out and take off, but that's... just me making idiot assumptions, right? And if you reply to this with one freaking word about me admitting that I'm scared, here, I'm going to hitchhike to Edge and bust in your teeth, Rude. I'll do it, serious.
I just wanna know... what the hell do I do, next? I mean, you know this shit, right? You been there before? I mean, probably different if she's supposed to kill you and all, but you know what I mean?
And if you breathe a word about this to the boss I'm gonna scalp you. I don't care if you don't got no hair, it ain't going to stop me.
OOC: Translation?
Okay, Rude. I have this problem. You know that girl, right? Rikku? Yeah, this is about Rikku, shut up. She's a nice girl, and... I dunno. I really, really like her and I might have told her that I want to be her boyfriend. That's good, right? I mean, I get a gold star or whatever? And it's okay? Except I still can't tell her about dropping the plate and crushing Sector Seven and she's gonna find out and I'm still terrified as shit that she's gonna freak out and take off, but that's... just me making idiot assumptions, right? And if you reply to this with one freaking word about me admitting that I'm scared, here, I'm going to hitchhike to Edge and bust in your teeth, Rude. I'll do it, serious.
I just wanna know... what the hell do I do, next? I mean, you know this shit, right? You been there before? I mean, probably different if she's supposed to kill you and all, but you know what I mean?
And if you breathe a word about this to the boss I'm gonna scalp you. I don't care if you don't got no hair, it ain't going to stop me.