"That's for me to know, isn't it?" Reno smirked and halfheartedly rubbed at his shoulder. It didn't hurt, but the impulse was still there. It was more an afterthought than anything. A bit of a fidget without actually fidgeting.

How close a friend was he? He had no freaking clue.

"Maybe I just want to learn to speak a language I'm never gonna have any use for outside of this island," he mused. "Or maybe I really do want to know how to properly pronounce 'bathroom robot candy penguins,' yo."