"That's because whoever cuts your hair usually needs to be taken out back and shot," Ino said sternly. Between his terrible posture and her heels, she was actually tall enough to get a good view of the back of his head today.

There was something to be said for heels. And for not having to stand on a stool.

"Okay, hang on, I know what I'm doing," she said, as she reached for a comb, a few pins, and a hair elastic. She'd need hairspray, but she'd use that in a bit. "Stay still."