It took a special kind of crazy to ride a giant worm around!

Unlike, you know, a giant chicken. That was completely normal, Leto.

"You know, I don't think nobody around here's ever tried?" Reno shrugged. "Chocobo are way easier to reign in, so there wasn't ever really any point. Plus if you breed up the best chocobo, you got birds that can handle any terrain, and they ain't big enough to swallow you whole after knockin' your ass around with an earthquake."