"Reno," he said, allowing a faint smile to appear before taking on a serious face and tone, "You are my roommate. Roommates do not just live together, no. A roommate is a friend, a comrade, someone who will help you when you need guidance! Think of the way you helped me when I was confused about Professor Deadpool's advice... that's what a roommate does."

He paused, partly for dramatic effect and partly to find the words he wanted, which did not take very long. "It is with this in mind that, I, as your roomie, require your assistance to begin my Host Club. It cannot be a success without hosts, and I have decided that you are fabulous host material. Not only are you my one and only roommate, Reno, you have also got wonderful cheekbones and a rebellious nature! That 'type' is one that is highly sought after! You will be perfect!"

He strode back across the room to his bed, sitting down with a contently smug smile and reaching for a notebook. "As it says, the club meets this coming Sunday."