"For lesbian porn an' booze that ain't made outta potatoes an' rotten carrots, I'll even use punctuation," Reno offered, grinning into the phone.

Really, money wasn't an issue so long as there were monster runs to be made and he was working under Tseng and kicking ass at poker at the bar on a semi-regular basis. But importing decent porn and booze from another universe was so much more awesome when it was on the Rookie's gil, wasn't it?

"You gotta work your way up to paragraph breaks, though."