"I was a lesbian again," Reno proudly announced, after he'd gotten his head around how awesome it was that he'd be feeding people. Which was pretty awesome, at that. "Except I didn't have you around, so instead I went and jiggled my boobs in Tseng's face."

And then a pause, while Reno reflected on the beauty of the look that had graced Tseng's normally placid expression.

It had been a look of pure horror.