"It's bizarre trying to sum up my week," Elena admitted. "I've been puppy-sitting for a fellow student -- not his puppy, but him. I had five dates in fifteen minutes, and got two of them to blush. I had a spa day yesterday, which I had to interrupt with scaring off some girl who was just there for a mani-pedi. And I got you suspended, which I don't think I actually apologized for. You may commence bitching at me for that one."