"It was totally worth the suspension I got doin' it, too," Reno said. And yes, he was totally bragging. Only Reno would take getting suspended without pay as a point of pride. Honestly, now. "You wanna hear cajones? I licked him on the friggin' lips."

A beat.

"I swear, I can still taste the paperwork."

Not that Tseng had tasted like paper or anything.