As fate would have it, hungry guys with guns and materia never did suspect that the negotiator was going to peel off her shirt and wave her boobs around. The mission went disappointingly smoothly.

Reno had wanted to beat shit up, too.

So he only sounded a little disappointed as he answered the phone, shouldering the rifle that he'd snatched from one of the men.

"Hottest lesbian chick on The Planet, yo. Savin' the world, one titty-shake at a time."