Elena was dialing Reno, and trying not to be grouchy. Well. Not too grouchy.

Elena was bored, Elena was horny, and Elena was dog-sitting on an island filled with tits. The latter was only unfortunate if you weren't wired to enjoy tits, and, sadly, she wasn't.

This also made her the only Turk not to have nailed Scarlet. Though, to be fair, she would have done that had Scarlet been interested in girls, her own sexuality be damned. She'd heard you got a decent raise for that.