"Nothing," she said, shaking her head. "It was just a fucked-up bout of narcolepsy with some mystical dimensional weirdness going on. Body stays here, mind goes over there. Got to play in a little wasteland that makes Edge look like Costa del Sol. Got my ass kicked for being stupid. Deposited back home, without a scratch to show for it. My counterpart wasn't half so lucky. That'll teach civilians to recruit blindly."

That was ... certainly coherent, right there.