Reno held up the hand that wasn't holding his booze in a sort of 'I surrender' pose, chuckling.

"Just sayin', Ino. I'm spendin' my nights on the world's shittiest couch. You ain't gonna get much better, unless you go an' crawl into bed with Rude, yo."

... Which would be so, so many levels of weird.

"Keepin' in mind that the ferret sometimes shits there."

There! Less weird!