"Done!" Rikku insisted, bouncing up and searching through her luggage until she came up with a pen.

She scribbled a cheery mustache on her upper lip, adding a curl at the end so she looked like a proper villain.

"I need more mustaches," she decided, peeling her shirt off and drawing an extra face on her exposed stomach. Big eyes, happy face, and another mustache -- this one a fuzzy bristly sort.

"Okay!" she said, flopping back down. "I am properly mustached. This means you have to go now, Romeo."