"You probably couldn't pull off a ponytail. Ain't nothin' personal, man. A ponytail just ain't Romeo."

Reno took his two mouthfuls of vodka and then frowned at the empty bottle. Oh, this minibar thing was going to get expensive.

"Offer to run for coffee or somethin'. They drink coffee in Tokyo, don't they? Or is it all tea? It's mostly tea in Wutai. An' good booze. Think they'd appreciate a guy doin' booze runs for the office staff or whatever?"

He was so helpful.