"Tifa? Yeah, maybe she would. Hard to say, yo. Rude's had a crush on her for years, now." Reno stretched, and then stood and ambled his way over to the minibar. Hell yeah, minibar. "I'm talkin' about Cloud when I talk about chocobo hair, yo. Kinda looks like it, don't it? That whiny guy that did the big damage against the silver-haired mofo back in Edge?"

Totally chocobo hair.