Tick. Tock. Reno totally knew how that felt. He'd been there and done it already, after all.

"I ain't been too bad. Startin' to schmooze with the rookie some more. Might take her to Tifa's bar sometime, see if we can figure out if Rude's got a snowball's chance in hell of gettin' up close an' personal with her, or if her an' her tits are property of the emo kid with the chocobo hair, yo."