"If the display is lyin', man, I suggest you get a new phone, yo!"

Reno would have been bouncing as he heard Romeo's voice on the other end of the phone, except that he was laying on his chest on the floor, and there was a ferret gnawing on his ponytail. It didn't work out in favor of the bouncing, so much.

"How are you doin', man? How's Fandom treatin' you? You ain't blown anything up since I left, have you?"