[From here (http://blinkandsneeze.livejournal.com/805.html?thread=22565#t22565)!]
"I'm sorry, but I think you need your eyes checked if you think I am deserving to be called 'Mister' rather than 'Miss'. And if you ever do attempt to 'kick my ass', though I do not remember threatening you, I will be forced to defend myself and I'm afraid the ocean is quite cold this time of the year, so I'd rather you didn't."
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"I'm sorry, but I think you need your eyes checked if you think I am deserving to be called 'Mister' rather than 'Miss'. And if you ever do attempt to 'kick my ass', though I do not remember threatening you, I will be forced to defend myself and I'm afraid the ocean is quite cold this time of the year, so I'd rather you didn't."