"I love you in a purely platonic kinda way that would see me totally losin' my friggin' head if anything ever happened to you." A pause. "You're on-par with Rude, man. I never thought I'd ever say that about anyone, yo."

"And how do I know how many days is enough? I give myself a year, by the end of it I'll be convincin' myself that I should've made it two, instead."