"I don't have a problem with guys. I just don't really lean that way. I mean. Some guys are hot or whatever. Shit. You're hot, yo. But I don't wanna kiss you, man. You're my best friend. It'd be weird. And I like tits too much to look the other way."

That earned a facepalm.

"I could try. Pick a goal. Somethin' to fix. Fix it, an' then run like hell. I don't know if it would be enough. I guess... It'd be impossible to ever find enough, for what I did. I'm gonna have to suck it up and draw a line, yo."