Reno of the Turks (
raspberryturk) wrote2008-11-10 11:44 am
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Room 429, Monday Afternoon
Time for another lazy day. That sort of lazy day where Reno was going to check his e-mails before even considering anything else.
Naturally, he grinned and replied to the e-mail Doji sent him with one of his own.
To: dōjima@fandomhigh.org
From: reno@fandomhigh.org
RE:
u know wat kinda punch? got 2 maek sure we do tihs with class, dammit. Spiking punch is an art, u kno.
-- reno
>I am so counting on you to spike the punch.
>-- dōji
And, when that was done, he decided to check his snail mail. Someone out there, for some reason, was writing him snail mail.
He was pretty sure he knew who, as it was addressed:
TO THE PUNK-ASS SNOT-NOSED KID
To the punk-ass, snot-nosed kid who had BETTER NOT be touching my little girl if he knows what's good for him:
So you think you're hot shit 'cause you can say Please and Thank you in Al Bhed, eh? Here's some good phrases my girl probably ain't taught you yet.
They will never find your body.
Drao femm hajan veht ouin puto.
I can castrate a man in twelve seconds.
E lyh lycdnyda y syh eh dfamja caluhtc.
You won't smirk so much when you are bleeding out of every hole you've got.
Oui fuh'd cseng cu silr frah oui yna pmaatehk uid uv ajano ruma oui'ja kud.
Since I'm in charge of the Al Bhed, I can order a military strike against you. I'll do it.
Cehla E's eh lrynka uv dra Al Bhed, E lyh untan y semedyno cdnega ykyehcd oui. E'mm tu ed.
Wasn't that fun? I hope you're enjoying that damn fool school of yours that my girl seems to like so much, and keeping your hands to yourself.
Tell me what the hat-wearing moron did and I might just let you live. I'd maim you, sure, but I'm gonna do that anyway.
Reno had to read this other letter three or four times before he could do so without laughing.
Oh, damn, he was dead meat.
Rikku's dad was pretty damn cool.
[Contents of the e-mail NFB. Letter provided by the lovely
the_merriest. Post is open, but I'm headed to work in half an hour and will be gone for the next ten, so will be extreme SP if you stop by.]
Naturally, he grinned and replied to the e-mail Doji sent him with one of his own.
To: dōjima@fandomhigh.org
From: reno@fandomhigh.org
RE:
u know wat kinda punch? got 2 maek sure we do tihs with class, dammit. Spiking punch is an art, u kno.
-- reno
>I am so counting on you to spike the punch.
>-- dōji
And, when that was done, he decided to check his snail mail. Someone out there, for some reason, was writing him snail mail.
He was pretty sure he knew who, as it was addressed:
TO THE PUNK-ASS SNOT-NOSED KID
To the punk-ass, snot-nosed kid who had BETTER NOT be touching my little girl if he knows what's good for him:
So you think you're hot shit 'cause you can say Please and Thank you in Al Bhed, eh? Here's some good phrases my girl probably ain't taught you yet.
They will never find your body.
Drao femm hajan veht ouin puto.
I can castrate a man in twelve seconds.
E lyh lycdnyda y syh eh dfamja caluhtc.
You won't smirk so much when you are bleeding out of every hole you've got.
Oui fuh'd cseng cu silr frah oui yna pmaatehk uid uv ajano ruma oui'ja kud.
Since I'm in charge of the Al Bhed, I can order a military strike against you. I'll do it.
Cehla E's eh lrynka uv dra Al Bhed, E lyh untan y semedyno cdnega ykyehcd oui. E'mm tu ed.
Wasn't that fun? I hope you're enjoying that damn fool school of yours that my girl seems to like so much, and keeping your hands to yourself.
Tell me what the hat-wearing moron did and I might just let you live. I'd maim you, sure, but I'm gonna do that anyway.
Reno had to read this other letter three or four times before he could do so without laughing.
Oh, damn, he was dead meat.
Rikku's dad was pretty damn cool.
[Contents of the e-mail NFB. Letter provided by the lovely
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