If Romeo'd been less inside his own head, he might have noticed the smile seemed suspiciously broad. Alas, his own troubles entirely consumed him.

"Oh, Reno, right glad I am to find you home," he said by way of greeting as he walked through the door and slumped onto the floor. "This weekend has brought a further sea of troubles upon my head, or, I suppose, blessings that come at an inopportune time, such that they may seem troubles."