"I dunno," she said, slumping back. "Pops thought I was a tramp, that's always fun to hear, and this was right after we ... l-lost everyone, so I got lectured and I was still trying not to puke and now he just acts like a jerk whenever I see him. He saunters right on up to me and messes my hair up and he gets all 'awwwwwww, Cid's girl, look how big you're getting.' What's with that. I used to think he liked me, but if he did he wouldn't be such a ... loser about it."

Rikku: using logic on matters of boys. Mistake number 1.