"Yes, I mean it. He's got spiky plastic hair and he's so cute. He's also cranky 'cause he can't smoke and all the rest of it." She sighed into the phone. "Of course I taped it. He's sitting here drinking and his head keeps popping off."

Rikku looked back at Reno. "Okay, petrify is one thing, but you can get turned into a frog? As a status ailment? I mean, that's just weird."